Special abilities: Don't know if it can be checked: ZacharyChief must come up with a fact on the spot that is either true or false. All other players must then write down if they think he's telling the truth. For every person that guesses the oppositeof ZacharyChief's answer, gains 2 of ZacharyChief's Hp. Every player that guesses or thinks the same as ZacharyChief must give him 2 of their Hp. If a fact is hard to decide the answer on players can decide to activate the interweb spider and search through it's tubes.
Wouldn't be worth it: If all your allies agree to attack the target of your choice on their next turns and only use offensive abilities then all allies gain +2 to all stats for the rest of the game and are healed by 4 Hp. If any ally doesn't abide by this, all allies lose 1 Hp. Use this only once per game.
Who would do such a thing?!: You may use this ability whenever an ally is slain. This attack deals 2 damage to the enemy player who did the deed. You must remember to say "Who would do such a thing?!" within a few seconds of your teammate being slain otherwise this does nothing.
Half-Life: ZacharyChief gains +3 to all stats except Hp when at 50% life or less, rounded down.
Legend has it that ZacharyChief the Third, a hero from Reddit, found the fabled Half-Life CD of Energy, cracked and shattered through time and hardship from the ages. What he had not known is that another user of great wit and posting ability had controlled ZacharyChief the First, his great grandfather, to shatter his own source of power himself upon the magical concrete sidewalks of uman'Lolz years ago, to get more karmpower. What this user plans to do or did with the karmpower is unknown. ZacharyChief the third was the only known controller of the shards of Half-Life Adul'mun.