Special abilities: tl;dr: Pick one player and tell them a story they haven't heard. You must only say 3 sentences about the story, then say tl;dr and get to the point. Anyone who can't follow this format or recite what happened back to you gets -1 to all stats for the next 3 turns. Each time you successfully tell a new story you gain +2 to all stats for 3 turns.
Mightbee: Kingfoot is friends with animals and insects alike. He can summon the Mightbee which increases the amount of spaces he can move by 2 until end of turn. If he bumps into anyone while on the Mightbee, that player must pass a Holy Shit Someone's Riding That Giant Fucking Bee test or take 8 damage. Use this once every 10 turns.
Passive Abilities: King of the Feet: Other player's may only attack Kingfoot by touching the the controlling player's foot first for a second. Kingfoot may only attack by touching the target player's foot for a second. When any player has touched Kingfoot's foot or feet more than 5 times, Kingfoot restores +3 Hp. When Kingfoot's controller touches a particular player's foot 5 times, Kingfoot gains +2 to all stats for 3 turns.
Don't Need No Shoes: All players play barefoot. Nobody can touch eachother's feet unless they follow the rules in the King Of The Feet ability. This also grants +2 Dex and +2 Vit due to your new found barefoot agileness.