Type - Human / Mouse
Special abilities: that fucking stare.....: Gabenchu must stare at target player until his next turn. If he does, Gabenchu can pick to either restore 5 Hp or hurt the target by 5 Hp. Bonus +1 Hp allocated if Gabenchu's controller tries to mimic Gabenchu's facial expression while staring. Gabenchu is allowed to use this on himself if he brings a mirror with him to the game and stares at his reflection.
I didn't even fully finish it....: For your next 3 turns, you may choose to use no other ability but this. If you do, this ability deals 13 damage to any one target at the end of your 3rd turn. If you decide not to finish the 3 turns, you may end this at any time but this deals 2 damage to you instead and does nothing to enemy players. Use this only twice per game.
Gabenshock: This attack deals damage equal to the number of games with 2 in their title by Valve Corporation. If any game were to ever be released with a "3" in the title, this attack brings any player of your choice down to 1 Hp but may not be used again for the rest of the game.
Passive Abilities: Thundervalve: Whenever Spendoo receives physical damage, the source of that damage flips a coin. If heads, that player skips their next turn.
Spendoo or Gabenchuu?!: At the beginning of the game, pick which persona you want to be for the rest of the game. Spendoo has an extra +5 Hp, +3 Int, +2 Vit, and -4 Str and -2 Dex while Gabenchu has the stats listed above.