Type - Human / Fake Woman

Hp: 18
Str: 13
Vit: 12
Int: 16
Dex: 12

Special abilities: I need a shower: If Finrayy hops in the shower and turns it on for at least 5 seconds, he restores 7 Hp and gains +5 Vit and +3 Str for 5 turns. Finrayy may not spend more than 1 minute in the shower while using this for the other players sake. If Finrayy does not bring his own towel to the game or has to use a spare, he loses the game in last place. Use this only once per game.

Dafuq guys this isn't me: After using this, Finrayy's turn ends. Within the next three turns if someone would pick Finrayy as a target of a spell or ability Finrayy may select a new single target for that ability instead. Use this only once per game.

I do not want your PMs ಠ_ಠ: If there are at least two enemy players, you may pick one of them for this ability to affect. That player cannot talk to Finrayy for the next 20 turns. If that player says anything to Finrayy, he or she loses the game. Hand gestures like pointing are fine. Use this only once per game since it's annoying and plausibly imba.

Passive Abilities: Just jumping on the misty karma-whore train..: At the beginning of the game, all player's must go to /r/gamingon and post a picture of someone cosplaying as misty with this ability name as the title. Whoever gains the highest amount of upvotes after 20 turns have passed gets +4 Hp restored to their entire team and gains +2 to all stats for 2 turns.

Steering clear of my message inbox for the next few days: No player may attack Finrayy for the first three turns of the game.

Finrayy's power is vast, and he is often sought after by the horni mages of Bigol' Shaftica. He owes it all to his power of finding extremely cute women for karmagic points, a type of power that resides from within and is said to be imaginary by some. Until the great clarification of 212, the locals believed him to be a beautiful sexy woman under a magical guise which gave the appearance of a man. Many living in the Bigol' Shaftica region to this day still believe this guise to be true and lust for him/her.

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