Special abilities: 360spin: 360moonwalkaway must spin around in 360 degrees for 20 seconds or lose the game if he/she fails to do so. Doing this generates a healing wind from 360moonwalkaway which heals all allies by 4 Hp.
The walkaway: 360moonwalkaway walks away and leaves the game entirely for 7 turns. He is invulnerable to all attacks made against him. His teammates receive +5 to all stats until he returns. Use this only once per game.
Passive Abilities: Makes_RPG_stats is failing: Whenever you have the most life out of everyone else in the game, you must go on reddit, find a novelty account, and tell them they're "getting old fast." If you do so, all allies except you have 5 Hp restored and you gain +1 to all stats for 4 turns.
Moonshine memewolf: If the moon is out and visible while playing this game, you get +2 to Str and Dex for the rest of the game. You may also turn into a memewolf if you howl like one for 3 seconds. The memewolf has an extra +4 Str, but loses -4 Int.