Knockerbot

Hp: 16

Str: 15 Vit: 15 Int: 14 Dex: 14

Special abilities: Pretyped File: Go to your nearest computer and open up any pretyped file. This attack deals binary damage equal to the first number in the text file. If there is no number in that file, your turn is over and you lose 3 Hp.

Fly Out Of Them: You must hide 7 pennies in your pocket in order to use this ability. On the count of three, tell everyone to cover their eyes. Throw all pennies up into the air. Every arm touched by a penny deals 1 damage to them. Every torso deals 3 damage to them. Every leg deals 2 damage to them.

Passive Abilities: Moment of Commenting: Whenever you comment or post something on reddit while simulteanously playing this game you gain +4 to Str until end of turn and the "Redditor for Life" status effect. You may only do this once every 5 minutes.
 * Redditor for Life: You must be within arms reach of a computer the entire game. If for any reason you leave the computer's reach, you lose the game. If you post a link that gains over 300 karma while playing this game, you win the game with 1st place. Unfortunately your teammates must continue playing one man short.