JmAyotte

Hp: 20

Str: 13 Vit: 13 Int: 13 Dex: 10

Special abilities: JmAyotte: Say JmAyotte outloud to all other players. Never show this ability to people so they remain in the dark and confused and only know that the name of the attack is "JmAyotte." If anyone asks what that means, they cannot attack you for the next 3 turns and must heal you for 2 turns if they have the appropriate ability that lets them.

Ask more politely: You may use this ability at any time, but only if you subtract one action point from your next turn. Whenever an enemy player asks a question to somebody without saying the word "please," you may call them out. If tell them to "ask more politely and say please," they must get you a beverage from the kitchen. Correcting them also lowers their Str and increasing yours by 4 for 3 turns. If you can't subtract any more action points from your next turn, you can't use this until you gain more.

Passive Abilities: Close to nothing: Whenever JmAyotte is below 25% health, his Str raises by 5.

My name is really boring: Go online and look up what rank every player's name is in your respective country. Whoever has the most common name gains +4 Max Hp and +2 to all stats for the rest of the game, but also suffers the Generic status effect.
 * Generic: The player affected by this cannot use the articles "the" or "a." If you say one of these, you lose the game. This only lasts for 5 turns.