Isaac Shepard

Hp: 14

Str: 15 Vit: 14 Int: 13 Dex: 12

Special abilities: Music Maker: Go on IsaacShepard.com and click on "music." This attack deals damage equal to the monetary cost of the fourth song down on the list, rounded up. Use this only once every 6 turns.

/rpg: Fires a subreddit rocket propelled grenade rocket dealing 2 damage to the entire enemy team.

Passive Abilities: Stating the obvious: Whenever any player says something really obvious, every other player must simultaneously say "You're stating the obvious bro/girl!" If they don't, Isaac_Shepard gains +4 to all stats for the next 4 turns. It's your job to call them out on whether they said it or not.