Tree-Fingers

Hp: 17

Str: 13 Vit: 8 Int: 15 Dex: 13

Special abilities: Exhausting Life Ahead Indeed: For the next 5 turns, you get -1 Hp per turn. After 10 turns, you gain 15 Hp. Use this only three times per game.

Tree Appendages: Make target player thumb wrestle you. If they lose, they gain -2 Hp and Tree-Fingers gains +4 stats for the next 2 turns.

Passive Abilities: Finger of a Tree: Anyone you thumb wrestle must lose to you on purpose.

lol: Any player who doesn't say "lol" out loud instead of laughing gets -2 Hp and Tree-Fingers gains +2 to all stats for the next 2 turns.