Scumbag Steve

Hp: 30

Str: 20 Vit: 5 Int: 8 Dex: 11

Special abilities: Game Ruiner: It's recommended to throw a tantrum while using this ability. Scumbag steve must bitch about 3 different things included in this game for 25 seconds. If he does not whine about 3 legitimate things, he loses the game in 3 turns. If he successfully bitches, all enemy players gain -3 stats for the rest of the game. Only use this once per game.

It's my turn: Scumbag steve can interrupt anyone's turn mid game and make it his turn. Use this only once per game.

Passive Abilities: A User: Pick a teammate at the beginning of the game to be "used." This teammate must attack whoever Scumbag Steve says he should.

Embodiment of Chaos and Douchebaggery: Whenever a teammate gains Hp or Buffs, Scumbag Steve gains that effect instead.

Memedevil: Scumbag Steve is immune to magic damage or damage from abilities, but takes double physical damage.

No way to win: As long as scumbag steve is on your team and alive, your team cannot win